There were times at the weekend when we would be given milkshakes. I think it was on a Saturday afternoon, after the boys finished football practice. We’d have to sit at the dining table to drink the milkshakes, and we got to choose the flavour we each wanted: banana, chocolate, or strawberry. Mum blended the powder with milk in the special upright plastic jug that the hand blender fit into, and poured each one into what I feel like was a pint glass - but we were small, so maybe it wasn’t quite as big as that. In the cutlery drawer there was a packet of plastic straws, all of them were white with either yellow, green, red or blue vertical stripes. We could choose the colour of straw we wanted, too.

So after making our choices and Mum preparing the milkshakes, the four of us sat there slurping them up. The reason I remember milkshake time so well is that there was one thing all four of us wanted to do, but weren’t allowed to: blow bubbles through the straw. It was almost irresistible - the rumbling, burbling noise the thick milky liquid would make when air made its way through to its surface, and the delightful foam of colourful bubbles that would creep rapidly toward the top of the glass, miraculously increasing the volume of the drink. It seems to me now that we would almost always blow the bubbles anyway, knowing we could afford a few seconds of this before Mum would command us to stop that at once RobertThomasEdwardLaura! from the kitchen.

Many of my most vivid memories are about food, actually. Another weekend treat, which I remember from an earlier time, was chocolate mousse. These came in little yoghurt pots, except that they were brown on the outside instead of white. They were bigger than the Fromage Frais or Munch Bunch yoghurts that Mum would buy for lunchboxes, too. They came in fours - I seem to remember a lot of the puddings we had came in fours, and wonder if perhaps by the time Mum had three children she thought another would just round up the leftovers nicely (I became a vegetarian, and scuppered that).

The chocolate mousses would also be issued at the weekend - I remember eating them at the dining room table in daylight. This memory (somehow each food has been compounded into one most distinct occasion) is earlier than the milkshakes, however, and I know that because it’s the kitchen-dining-room of the house we lived in at Viney Avenue, where the boys all shared a room and mine was above the staircase and had no door. Despite the small size of that house, I remember Mum saying that it was her favourite of all of the kitchens she had inhabited. Mum had inhabited a number of kitchens, since for the first 10 years of my life, and a few before that, my family had cottage-and-house-hopped depending both on Dad’s farming jobs and the increasing number of children my parents needed to find room for.

I have bizarre memories of Viney Avenue: I loved being out in the front gardens and my friend Laura Number One’s gran lived opposite us, so Laura Number One was occasionally available for playing. Her gran had those big plastic butterfly decorations stuck to the front of her house. Next door were two boys (I’ve forgotten their names, even though I know that I met them again in later years, in that small town) who I happily played with for most of one summer, and who showed me their Dad’s slide projector and their quite expensive toys, until their parents decided they shouldn’t play with me and my brothers anymore because we didn’t go to church. We also had our first hamster, which belonged to Edd and might have been called Toffee. I had my first bike, which had a pink plastic basket on the front, into which Toffee would be placed before I’d do my trundling loop of the front garden and adjacent pavements. The basket was not very secure and Toffee would often fall out through the gaps, onto the tarmac. No matter, I would pick him up and put him back in, the next door neighbours’ (yes, the Christian ones) cat watching closely all the while.

I think that summer was a particularly hot one, and I spent a lot of time out in the front garden. One day I was sat on the pavement next to the hedge and felt tickling at the top of my legs. I shuffled a bit and realised I had been sat on an ant’s nest. I had little shorts on, so the ants were all over my legs, all over my shorts, and inside my shorts too. I had Ants In My Pants. I appreciated the comedy of the situation, despite the terrible itchiness.

That summer also holds what I believe is one of the happiest moments of my life so far. I’m not sure at what age I lost the ability to become totally, inordinately consumed with excitement about anything out of the ordinary, but around the age of 7 or 8 I was expert at it. Going on holiday to Cornwall for a week would have been run of the mill for many of my schoolfriends, who went on skiing holidays, but I didn’t sleep at all the night before we left that summer. To compound the anticipation, we were to leave at about 4 or 5 in the morning, and Mum had me washed and in my fresh knickers and vest the night before, so that at daybreak I could hop into my clothes and be ready to go. As we buckled up in the car, before the sun was able to crest the terraced rooftops (Tom and I sharing the lap-belt, wedged between Edd and Rob, which I can only assume was because we were the two least likely to bite each other) my brothers and I singing ‘We’re all going on a, summer holiday, no more working for a, week or two!’ I thought my heart would burst with the joy of spending an entire week doing fun, new things, in fun, new places, with my family. I don’t think I have ever been as excited about anything since that morning.